I went to Dick's Sporting Goods the other day to purchase a new sports bra, remember your bras should NEVER have a birthday (see previous posting).
I found what I thought would be a good one. I did my usual series of tests:
1.) 10 jumping jacks- we are looking to see if the girls poke my eyes out, or if they stay in place.
2.) Does it give me a uniboob after I've been jumping around?
3.) The shimmy- do they swing side to side? Because when you are older, you don't want to be able to tie them in a bow and thow them over your shoulder.
After passing all of these tests, I purchased this bra:
http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pDSP1-7118476p275w.jpg
As you can see, it has a zipper in the front. This is not my normal preference, but I thought, "hey, why not"?!?
The next day, with my new equipment on, I went for a run...
Suddenly after 15 minutes of running my Laddies were quite tender and jiggly. I stoped and looked down and my bra had come open and undone! AHHHHH....
I was on top of the 1-5 and sandwhiched between Wells Fargo headquaters and a hospital. How was I going to get the girls back in there?!? I didn't want anyone to get a glimpse of the PROMISE land. So, I turned around, face the freeway and tried diligently to zip up the bar, but cars kept coming by.
I gave up! So, the girls and I walked slowly and FREELY back home to saftey!
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